A senior moment

This is from my friend Mary Beth who says it's a true story. It's funny either way!

Police Log - Sarasota Florida

This is a true account as recorded in the Police Logof S arasota, Florida..

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon

returning to her car, found four males in the act of

leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,

proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have

a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car"!

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They

got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken,

then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back

of the car and got into the driver's seatShe was

so shaken that she could not get her key into

the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawnedon her why...

For the same reason she did not understand why there

was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in

the front seat!

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four

or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into

the car and drove to the police station to report her

mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop

laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter,

where four pale men were reporting a car

jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,

less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,

and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.