Thursday, November 02, 2006

Christian one liners

****Don't let your worries get the best of you: Remember Moses started out as a basket case.

****Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in "their" pew

****Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors

****It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

****The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

****When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there

****People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church

****Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

****Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

****If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has

****God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

****Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

****Peace starts with a smile.

****I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?!

****We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges

****Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

****Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

****God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called

****God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

****God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

****We don't change the message, the message changes us.

**** You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to..........discourage him.


1 comment:

clarice said...

Thank you for the good laugh !! Clarice